Hack Your Woman

Relax — not like that. Men aren't mind-readers. Alpha reads her cycle and tells you what's coming, so you show up right, keep her happy, and stop walking into landmines you never saw. A happy her is a happy you.

Install Free
"We can fix a server at 3am but not figure out why she's mad. Now we can."

How it works

1
Set up her profile — a couple of taps, no signup required.
2
She pairs her side with her own QR code — she's in on it, her own private space.
3
Get daily reads on exactly what to do — before you need them, not after.

Get it

Is this safe? Yes — the Install button above adds Alpha to your Home Screen like any other app, with no download warnings at all.

Android

Free install, no store needed.

QR code to install Alpha on Android

Once the icon is on your home screen, open it from there to turn on notifications.

Apple (iPhone / iPad)

Add it to your Home Screen — takes 10 seconds.

QR code to install Alpha on iPhone or iPad
1
Open this page in Safari, then tap the Share icon.
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Tap "Add to Home Screen", then tap Add.
3
Open Alpha from the new icon on your Home Screen — not from Safari.
4
Turn on notifications from inside the app.
Notifications only turn on AFTER you add it to the Home Screen and open it from there — not from inside Safari.

Already in Safari on this phone? The QR code above is just for switching devices.

Not on the app stores yet — the installs above are the way in.